What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...