A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...