blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...