Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...