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This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Useful work phrases
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
I’m trying to prove a point
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...