Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...