yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
How shit happens!
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Silence
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What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
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I am called a Princess
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