Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...