Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...