Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...