Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!