A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...