Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...