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Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
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A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...