The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…