Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?