My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...