The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...