What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Guide To Parenthood
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A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...