I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...