A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...