Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...