Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....