On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...