At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...