TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...