What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...