Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...