Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...