What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...