Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.