yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...