Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
JokesGalore defines farts!
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He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!