School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…