I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...