Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...