Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...