Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...