The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
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“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
If Men made the Rules
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
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Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...