Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...