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|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”