The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...