Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...