In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...