A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...