Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...