Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....