19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...