Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...