Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...